The 16 Most Annoying People You Meet In Every British Park

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It’s summer. It’s time for wankers to descend on parks everywhere. These include:

16. The dog people.

The dog people.

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Nothing against your dog, but I’m trying to relax and he’s humping my leg.

15. Anyone who does business meetings or networking in the park.

Anyone who does business meetings or networking in the park.

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People sitting down near you in the park and talking on their cell phones is one of the most annoying things ever in world history.

14. Yoga people.

Yoga people.

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13. People with unruly children who won’t stop screaming or hurting each other somehow.

People with unruly children who won't stop screaming or hurting each other somehow.

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12. Trendy young people drinking Red Stripe and talking about how they love 90s things.

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London Fields in Hackney is the national centre for this kind of activity.

11. People who are in FAR too good physical condition to be showing off their bodies in public.

People who are in FAR too good physical condition to be showing off their bodies in public.

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Alright, don’t rub it in, buff men.

10. Masochists who do military fitness classes led by a shouty instructor.

Masochists who do military fitness classes led by a shouty instructor.

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#TeamCheese.

9. The “hey let’s put a tightrope between these trees for some reason” people.

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Just, why?

8. The overly amorous couple who are stretching public decency laws to their most extreme limits.

The overly amorous couple who are stretching public decency laws to their most extreme limits.

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7. A couple having a passionate argument, containing phrases like “I just don’t know where we’re at anymore.”

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6. People who play frisbee in an ever-increasing circle around you so it always flies JUST ABOVE your head.

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5. People who do a wee anywhere they want.

People who do a wee anywhere they want.

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4. Jugglers.

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“Hey it’s like being at a circus” – no one, ever.

3. People who do poi (those things on the end of strings that swing around your head).

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If you’re on drugs on a Thai island, this can be quite cool. In a park in Leicester, not so much.

2. Guitar people, with their meandering plonky noise.

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Just the musical accompaniment that no one was looking for. Extra spotter points given if any Bob Marley song is played.

1. Bongo people.

Bongo people.

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I wonder if the dickhead who brings bongos to the park thinks to himself: “Everyone’s gonna love this!”

angry artwork @artworkmagnetic

So these hippies have plotted up in the park behind my house and are now hitting bongos badly… If this is what summer does you can keep it

Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant

“I really like the sound of that guy playing his bongos in the park.” – No one ever

Mark Gristock @Mark_Gristock

Bongos in the park. Reminds me of all those parties I used to go to when we’d say “I hope those pricks with Bongos don’t turn up.”

Jared Logan @JaredLogan

I feel like relentlessly playing bongos in the park all day non-stop isn’t getting me any closer to a music career.

Rad @spaceruben

Somebody just showed up to the park with bongos. Time to get out of here.

spencer hickman @spencerhickman

Wishing a slow painful death to the bongo players in the park. fucking bongos #hatelivingoffbricklane

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